Continuing the saga of my straight-razor and me; I've decided it's time to come of with a name for it. You see, unlike my Gillette 14-titanium blade face scraper®, my new razor has character. At first I was think of calling it Dracula, because it does seem to draw a bit of blood. But as the nicks and cuts grow fewer and more far(farrer?) between, that names seems less appropriate.
I started thinking of it's attributes, and that's how I came upon a name: Jack Palance.
You see, my razor is:
- Old School
- Efficient
- Dangerous
- Masculine
- Utilitarian
- Dependable
- Overall pretty bad-ass
And you guessed it, so is Jack Palance.
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