Real people I have actually talked to(or at least left a voicemail).

Sean Butts

Gaylord Boots

Randy Dick (yeah baby)

Dick Bolger

Dick Crumb

Dick Bacon

Dick Root

Dick Wood

Dick Powers

Richard A Hoel(say it fast)

Georgia Sherman(Ben, you might not get this one)

and of course, the greatest in retail containers:
The Love Box Company