Revenge of the Snapple Lady....

I never thought I'd hear this said during te 6 o'clock news:
"A giant popsickle melted in Union Square today, flooding nearby streets"

Ha, now we can finally understand what ant's feel like. I just picture a scene out of an old 50's disaster movie, with a huge crowd of fleeing New Yorkers superimposed over a scale model of New York. As the crowd screams, one man looks back. A huge Tsunami of Snapple comes rolling down 5th avenue towards him, and he raises an arm over his head in an effort to shield himself from this Kiwi-Strawberry wave.

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