7.22.2005

Have you seen these morons?

This just in: Idiotic Islamists bungle bombing.

Funny right, well, yeah. It's good to know that these jerks are so stupid, that the only injury as a result of their terror attack was an asthma attack. Jessica Alba getting oatmeal from the bottom shelf at a grocery store has caused more physical injuries than these 4 jerks with bombs and a "righteous cause" ever could.
These incompetent would-be murderers couldn't even manage to kill innocent, unarmed civilians. And that's been a hallmark of terrorists for decades. Shouldn't you lose your Jihad punch-card when you're unable to even cure someone of the hiccups, let alone paralyze an enemy populace with fear? I wouldn't be surprised to find out they had first tried to shoot at old ladies in the park, but got all the way there and realized they forgot the bullets.

5 comments:

Chris Dugan said...

"Jessica Alba getting oatmeal from the bottom shelf at a grocery store has caused more physical injuries..."

I'm not sure I get that, but even if I don't it's still funny.

Cox said...

Asthma, shortness of breath, dizzyness. The symptoms of someone standing behind jessica alba when she bends down to get the oatmeal of the bottom shelf.

I admit, it was a reach, but I'm trying?

Anonymous said...

I officially ban you from anything Jessica Alba! I also would like to anounce that I officially dislike her with a fiery burning passion!

Ben J said...

I am lifting the ban on you speaking of Jessica Alba, or any Jessica for that matter.

Future Mrs. Cox said...

The ban on anything more about Jessica Alba said by Cox will FOREVER be unbreakable, and unchangable, Except by me: The future MRS. Cox! HA!