1.06.2006

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live...


Well, to follow up on some Noel posts, and to figure out if anyone really is reading my blog, I give you the following Chuck Norris links interspersed with Chuck Norris facts:

LA Times article wondering why he's such a cult hero
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris fact generator. Contains some expletives, so 'ware all you of tender eye
Chuck Norris is kind of like Jesus, but instead of dying for your sins, he will karate-kick you in the face until you achieve salvation.
Official Home of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.
Actual facts about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
TV listings for the next week of available Chuck Norris shows

1 comment:

Ben J said...

that's crazy