Goo-ing up in flames...

Despite a massive recall announced in September, Ford trucks are continuing to catch fire and burn --

Since this isn't France, I assume it's because these trucks suck. I guess, unlike ol' Toby, I'd rather walk ten miles than ride in a Ford truck. Why?

Steve's Ford truck sat in his Hilton Head, South Carolina, driveway on a cold January morning. "At 3 a.m. in 33-degree weather our 1998 Ford Explorer exploded in flames causing my 1994 Buick Century to go up in flames as well," he wrote ConsumerAffairs.Com.

Yup, not only do they explode, but they're taking other cars out with them. So next time you're at a stoplight in your shiny new Honda, and a Ford rolls up next to you, make sure you can exit quickly. You never know could happen...