Cleaning out the quotes bin once again.
"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
Laurence J. Peter
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
W. H. Auden
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
Thomas A. Edison
"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."
"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."
"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."