Don't rock the quote baby...

  • He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

David Frost

  • A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Doug Larson

  • Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.

George Orwell
English essayist, novelist, & satirist (1903 - 1950)

  • Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

Laurence J. Peter
US educator & writer (1919 - 1988)

  • The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.

Amanda Cross
US mystery novelist (1926 - )

  • In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.

Chuck Reid

  • All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran Lebowitz

US writer and humorist (1950 - )

1 comment:

Chris Dugan said...

"When ordering the single truss, always say whether for right or left side."

Words to live by.

P.S. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.