Slogans...

So thanks to JBizzle, I spent several minutes today not working, but sloganizing! Here are the results of the three words that popped in my head for Monday, August 14th:

1. For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Flan.
2. The Lighter Way To Enjoy Kaps.
3. Go On, Get Your Girth Out.

As time permits, I will conspire to make actual ads that utilize these slogans. Keep an eye out!