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Top 25 Reasons (aside from Micheal Bay) that The Island was a flop
Top 25 Reasons (aside from Micheal Bay) that The Island was a flop
- The mistaken belief among moviegoers that this was a remake of Gilligan's Island
- Ewan McGregor's unnerving beardlessness
- The movie's original tagline: "There's Not Actually An Island"
- The lacklustre performance of Noa Tishby as "Community Announcer"
- Violence in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- A misguided PR campaign that positioned the film as "Bad Boys 2, but with a Scottish guy and the best friend from Ghost World"
- Anti-island sentiment following last year's tsunamis
- Screenwriter Caspian Tredwell-Owen has the name of a ponce-y schoolboy
- Sunspots
- Failure to properly publicize the surprise Will Ferrell cameo
- Conflict between the Red States and the Blue States
- The musical numbers just didn't "pop"
- One in every ten The Island lunchboxes was sold with a live leech inside
- iPods
- Getting steamrolled by the box-office juggernaut that is Michael Chiklis
- The decision to do all The Island promotional tie-ins through Speedy Muffler and Brake Center, including special two-for-one The Island non-existent lube jobs
- Weak middle-relief pitching
- Robert Novak
- Persistent anti-The Island letter writing campaign initiated by an energized base of clones
- The Sunni Muslims
- Howard Dean's scream
- Men's changing attitudes toward personal grooming products
- America's unpredictable and sudden shift toward hating crap
- Jews!
- El NiƱo
2 comments:
wow, not one comment referring to any of Scarlett Johannson's anatomy... I'm impressed
Yeah until just now Ben!
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