Looking for a cutesy bedside table to put your alarm clock on, but worried about what to do if the Golden Horde were to burst through your bedroom door?
Well, my friend, here is the ultimate compromise. This sturdy and stylish bedside table converts into a shield and club before you can say Sparticus!
Easily hold back up to 3 spear-wielding assailants while your family escapes through the back door.
Sleep soundly knowing that you can quickly defend yourself from roving bands of Condottieri!
Go to bed with the ability to instantly rise and take your place at the side of other warriors should the Fianna be called to battle in the midst of the night!