2.03.2006

Wow, the hits just keep coming...


As an expansion upon an earlier post, I bring you the summer wear appropriate for homeschooled girls and their mothers.

www.wholesomewear.com showcases the finest in swimwear intended to quell even the most sheltered pre-pubescent lust. Now you too can swim without the sideways glances and pointed looks that follow a truly licentuous woman. Why, you could avoid any looks altogether... or not.

Regardless of how rediculous this may be, I can't guarantee that any future daughters of my own won't be wearing this line. As a matter of fact, I should start stocking a hope chest for my possible female children so they'll have a variety of colors to choose from.

3 comments:

Chris Dugan said...

Wouldn't those actually be dangerous to swim in? I would think a knee-length skirt might inhibit ones ability to swim.

That is the weirdest thing I've ever said.

Anonymous said...

Man, religious people are messed in the head.

The Future Mrs. Cox said...

Is this what I'm getting for Valentine's Day? I think I'll wear it to Hawaii.................UM!???!