Quotes ahoy...

Today's bag 'o' quotes will be provided by Terry Pratchett. Enjoy.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.