Baptism of the nougat...

No, I'm not referring to the guy who fell into the chocolate vat, but to Driscolls newest post. Sure to infuriate those like the PoMo Homo, Mark discusses the bat-excrement crazy Presbyterians and their desire to change the names for the trinity so that church doesn't offend man-hating feminists. He then goes on to offer his own suggestions for renaming the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. My favorite:

Chocolate, Peanut, Nougat

If I were picking the new names, here's my suggestion:
Batman, Robin, Spaceghost