8.23.2006

Part II: Electric Bugaloo...



Now, I present the alternate lyrics to Zoot Suit Riot: Youth Group Riot

Who’s that whisperin in your ear

It’s a girl and that’s so queer

Keep your hands where I can see

Mess with Kuklock, you’ll get beat

Home schoolers came to see what

The big noise is all about

Zip those sleeping bags up

Because 10 pm is lights out


Youth group riot

Makin out under the stairs

Youth group riot

Watch the girls break down in tears


Hopped up hormone crazed, funked-out band,

This worship session getting out of hand,

Cut me some slack because you understand, no one else is giving us a hand

There just comes a point time when you can’t yell loud enough,

How come you can’t see that, at 14 it isn’t love?


Youth group riot

Makin out under the stairs

Youth group riot

Watch the girls break down in tears


You’re in a youth group riot

You’re in a youth group riot

You’re in a youth group riot

Oh, You put me in a bus, and expect me to keep it shut,

When you’re not lookin man, I’m gonna touch that new girls butt.

2 comments:

Chris Dugan said...

That was terrific.

For whatever reason I'm reminded of your short-lived but beloved character Ruben Spaetzle:

"This song was approved by Jeff Groen himself!"

Chris Dugan said...

P.S. Didn't our Karaoke Comcast channel have "Zoot Suit Riot" on it? Man we could have some fun with that...