Wow, the hits just keep coming...

As an expansion upon an earlier post, I bring you the summer wear appropriate for homeschooled girls and their mothers.

www.wholesomewear.com showcases the finest in swimwear intended to quell even the most sheltered pre-pubescent lust. Now you too can swim without the sideways glances and pointed looks that follow a truly licentuous woman. Why, you could avoid any looks altogether... or not.

Regardless of how rediculous this may be, I can't guarantee that any future daughters of my own won't be wearing this line. As a matter of fact, I should start stocking a hope chest for my possible female children so they'll have a variety of colors to choose from.

Psychic...

So, several days after I wander across Jodie Sweetin's web page, she goes on the TV to confirm that she's in rehab for Meth abuse. Crazy.

Even crazier? That she had an intervention that included the Olsen Twins and Bob Saget! That would drive me to Meth, not away from it. They should have had Stephanie's hot friend do the intervention. That would have made more sense.

Anyhoo, here is an interesting picture where Jodie looks like the lost Johnson daughter: Jodie Johnson. Wow, that works too well! This will be the last time we'll visit poor Jodie, as I need to find the next medium thing to blog about.

Let's see: Chuck Norris, Jodie Sweetin, whatever happened to that guy who played the Rocketeer?

My new photo...

Thanks to Ben for this Myspace.com friendly picture of Aaron the emo-kid!

Oh my head...

What to do when you've had a migraine for the last 22 hours? I guess you find yourself in a daze, your eyes blearily focusing on the work in front of you. And then you realize, "Hey, this isn't my cold call list!" Because it's not. What it is, though, is the unOfficial Jodie Sweetin web page.

So Happy belated Birthday Jodie. And congratulations on your wedding back in 2002.

And now, I'll just be passing out at my workstation.