Make 'em say Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungh

Hey look, it's Jason McRandehl! Yes, that's right, it's that guy. Jason is that guy. I mean, look at him. How can he not be that guy? That kind, amused smile. Not a hint of malice or deviousness. He's just happy to see you. And while a big guy, he hasn't worked out since he got cut from the high school football team. That means he's not physically intimidating, and he never gets inside your comfort zone. He always smells like an old barbershop, that combination of Old Spice shave lotion and Regents Hair Tonic. And he may be only the third largerst producer at his Title agency, but that's only because he won't do anything unethical. Because look at him, he's that guy.

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