Part II: Electric Bugaloo...

Now, I present the alternate lyrics to Zoot Suit Riot: Youth Group Riot

Who’s that whisperin in your ear

It’s a girl and that’s so queer

Keep your hands where I can see

Mess with Kuklock, you’ll get beat

Home schoolers came to see what

The big noise is all about

Zip those sleeping bags up

Because 10 pm is lights out

Youth group riot

Makin out under the stairs

Youth group riot

Watch the girls break down in tears

Hopped up hormone crazed, funked-out band,

This worship session getting out of hand,

Cut me some slack because you understand, no one else is giving us a hand

There just comes a point time when you can’t yell loud enough,

How come you can’t see that, at 14 it isn’t love?

Youth group riot

Makin out under the stairs

Youth group riot

Watch the girls break down in tears

You’re in a youth group riot

You’re in a youth group riot

You’re in a youth group riot

Oh, You put me in a bus, and expect me to keep it shut,

When you’re not lookin man, I’m gonna touch that new girls butt.